Canada will protect citizens from zombies

Canada promises to protect its citizens from US zombies – but no mention of protecting us from the US government.

Yesterday, in the House of Commons, Pat Martin, MP from the NDP party, asked if the Minister of Foreign Affairs is working with his American counterparts to develop an international strategy so that a zombie invasion does not turn into a zombie apocalypse.

John Baird’s response was “I want to assure this member and all Canadians that I am dedicated to ensuring that this never happens. I want to say categorically to this member and through him to all Canadians that under the leadership of this Prime Minister, Canada will never become a safe haven for zombies ever.”

Great – good to know, I for one, feel so much safer.

Now, how about addressing the more pressing issue of protecting Canadians from the invasion of the US government into our lives? Continue reading