In celebration of Canada’s Victoria Day long weekend, Outraged Canadian and Maple Sandbox are delighted to announce the promotion of Lynne Swanson (aka Blaze) to Chief Jingo for Canada.
“This Committee is likely going to be aware of jingoistic, hyperbolic rhetoric admonishing Finance for ceding Canadian power, ceding sovereignty and also encouraging Canada to stand up to FATCA.”
In making the announcement, Maple Sandbox co-founder Outraged Canadian affirmed her belief in Ms. Swanson:
I know Lynne will handle this awe-inspiring promotion with grace and dignity and won’t let it go to her head. I have complete faith that she’ll continue to spout jingoistic hyperbole with all of the fervour and dedication that will be needed as we fight for our rights as Canadians. I’m really proud of her. She’s earned this honour.
Upon learning of her new appointment and title, Lynne said,
“I am thrilled and honoured to take on this important role. I will work hard to represent the interests of Sandboxers, Brockers and one million honest law-abiding Canadians .and their families.”
With Blazing eyes, Ms. Swanson swore the following oath on the Canadian flag.
” I promise to faithfully fulfill my duties as Chief Jingo of Canada (CJC) by spewing ‘hyperbolic rhetoric’ about how FATCA is an affront to Canadian citizens, residents, laws, constitution and sovereignty.”